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Continue Shoppingenlightainer. music artist. CEO of Revel Media. phillyosopher comedian. hustlutionary biz man. silly dude from Philly. wrote x directed x produced x played 5 roles in the Jebus Movie and wrote 10 more films x TV shows to follow. i make purpose driven "enlightainment" with my team of "revelutionary" artists. on my 15th music album and released over 50 episodes of my "revelutionary" podcast. briefly worked on Wall Street as a media investment banker for 1 year then quit within 5 minutes of getting my bonus to go my own way. been following my muse and scrappin’ naked out the jungle ever since. sold weed to pay my Georgetown college tuition, graduated in 3 years with two majors and a minor (finance and theater), magna cum bout it. college is too expensive, our generation is saddled with debt for jobs going to robots lol. honest to a fault. just makin’ stuff, learnin and laughin with true faith. that doesn’t pay the bills. went broke. fell on my head from 10 feet during a shampoo dunk commercial. year in rehab hurt both heads lol. scary as f'. didn’t quit. woke up to life’s temporality and found my spirituality. universal love. faith. compassion. appreciation. god. tao. whatchamacallit. huh? revel = positive revelutionary. bet the farm and live your true life in the name of purpose. collaborated with 2X NCAA Champion Coach Jay Wright and the Trill OG Bun B, opened for Nelly, Wale, Jermaine Dupri, Bone Thugs & Harmony, MTV Fashion Week and threw Allen Iverson’s retirement party. i’m a dork, but AI says i’m a “bad motherfucker.” only co-sign I need. negotiated some deals w/ Sony, Universal and Bodybuilding.com, but kept my artist career fully independent. own my own masters, publishing and media company Revel Media. one of my pop-pop’s was a WW2 pilot, other was a Philly auto mechanic nicknamed “Hoagie”, though he spelled it wrong on his arm tattoo “Hogie”. one of the many reasons why I champion the people...and mispronounce things. i’m married to life’s poetry. kinda smart, kinda off. society is very divided and no one trusts anyone anymore. but we’re truly all in "this" together. that’s the basic message of my satirical political party “The Pragmatic Party”. we promote logic and getting shit done together bipartisanship. i won Vice President of my high school class with a 7 second speech… i promised no long speeches. though this bio is way too long ;) told my Ma at age 5 I figured out the meaning of life was to help teach people how to be happy. she told me I didn’t have enough experience. she’s still right. i think it has to do with turning negatives into positives. i failed a buncha times. i succeeded a buncha times. i’d like to think that I inspire people to follow their dreams and not take themselves so seriously… but that sounds kinda serious. i seek happy truth. i believe in conscious hustle. i love snuggling and gluten free cheesesteaks. i don’t know what it all means, i just know…
life’s f*ckin awesome.
revel wit me,