Bio

enlightainer. positive revelutionary.

CEO of Revel Media.

prolific creator of purpose driven multimedia:
movies, tv shows, comedy specials, music and podcasts with the goal of healing America.

wrote x directed x EP’d x played 5 roles in Jebus Movie
first comedy special “Vasectomy for Women’s Rights”
wrote 10 more films x TV shows x specials to follow.
11 music albums out, 7 more recorded coming.
50 “revolutionary” podcasts released, 50 more coming.

phillyosopher: silly thoughtful dude from Philly.
volunteers for a disabled rock band x dog rescue
founder of Revel Foundation supporting conscious enlightainment to nurture, educate and heal society.
creator of The Pragmatic Party, a satirical 3rd party meant to encourage bipartisan cooperation for progress

hustlutionary bihness man. pro-math. pro-equality.

founded Revel Media with my friends to support a team of "revelutionary" artists who each share in profits on all projects made together via Revel Community Co-Ops.

briefly worked on Wall Street as a media investment banker for 1 year during the Great Recession then quit within 5 minutes of getting my bonus to go my own way. been following my muse and scrappin’ naked out the jungle ever since. sold weed to pay my Georgetown college tuition, graduated in 3 years with two majors and a minor (finance and theater), magna cum bout it.

optimistic while surviving American dystopia:
over 50% of American marriages end in divorce. income inequality is at an all time high. Earth is screaming at us of suffering to come if we don’t develop more sustainably. college is too expensive, our generation is saddled with debt for jobs going to robots lol. honest to a fault. just makin’ stuff, learnin and laughin with true faith. that doesn’t pay the bills. went broke. fell on my head from 10 feet during a shampoo dunk commercial. spent a year in rehab relearning everything. scary as f'. didn’t quit. Nearly died from OG Covid in March 2020 and my Pops passed from complications in 2021. that shit was very real, we need to process the trauma of the 2020’s era, not have amnesia. after recovering from multiple bouts of brain encephalitis and major neck surgery, woke up to life’s temporality and found my spirituality. universal love. faith. compassion. appreciation. god. tao. whatchamacallit. huh? bet the farm and live your true life guided by soul, optimism, compassion & truth. 

not yet famous. don’t care. infamous.

collaborated with 2X NCAA Champion Coach Jay Wright and the Trill OG Bun B, opened for Nelly, Wale, Jermaine Dupri, Bone Thugs & Harmony, MTV Fashion Week and threw Allen Iverson’s retirement party. i’m a nerd, but AI says i’m a “hard as f*** bad motherf***er.” only co-sign I need. have negotiated deals w/ Sony, Universal and Bodybuilding.com, but kept my artist career fully independent self funding everything. own my own masters, publishing and Revel Media.

loyal to a fault x love my family. my Ma is a genius and Mother Theresa, taught me selfless love. My Pops was funny af til the day he died and never quit even as he suffered brutal CTE from years of playing football. one of my pop-pop’s was a WW2 pilot, other was a Philly auto mechanic nicknamed “Hoagie”, though he spelled it wrong on his arm tattoo “Hogie”. my 4 lesbian aunts were proud when society was slow to progress before that earned sponsor deals and they’re still married. In my family, no topic is off limits for jokes. open season.

i love God, America & Freedom. I was born during election week near Valley Forge where the 1776 revolutionary army stayed. one of the many reasons why I champion the people and founding ideals...and mispronounce things. married to life’s poetry, it seems to have guided my entire life. part genius / part idiot. 

society is very divided and no one trusts anyone anymore. but we’re truly all in this together. that’s the basic message of my satirical political party “The Pragmatic Party”. we promote logic and getting shit done together bipartisanship. No more dark arts. I don’t care what party you are as long as you are honest with positive intentions to seek progress and compromise in good faith. Ben Franklin shit. i won Vice President of my high school class with a 7 second speech…

i promised no long speeches.

broke that promise on this long bio, maybe I should run for President ;)

told my Ma at age 5 I figured out the meaning of life. she told me I didn’t have enough experience. she’s still right. i think it has to do with turning negatives into positives. i failed a buncha times. i succeeded a buncha times. i’d like to think that I inspire people to follow their dreams and not take themselves so seriously… but that sounds kinda serious. i seek happy truth. i believe in conscious hustle. i love snuggling and gluten free cheesesteaks. i don’t know what it all means, i just know…

life’s f*ckin awesome. 

revel wit me,